+24 It's not that parents are out of touch with slang and can't use it correctly. They deliberately misuse it for the sheer joy of messing with their kids. It's a conspiracy. It's all about cringe resistance. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So base. It's got the fizz Yeah, I know it's rizz. I had my son explain how his friend had followers on TickyTock and nobody his age uses Facebook. It was a glorious moment of cringe. Make sure you mispronounce all the fresh lingo.

by Anaiscormier 1 week ago

I always miss pro nonce the flesh bingo.

by Ymosciski 1 week ago

Go full crimes against gennerations "Wha hizzle my Rizzle" "what's up my Fleek Fam!"

by nadertaryn 1 week ago

Y'all are just a bunch of jive turkeys

by Framimireya 1 week ago

"A turkey is a bad person"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Funny enough if I had to guess there's probably a decent amount of genz that doesnt even know what this means.

by Curious-Seat-2235 1 week ago

I do believe that is capless.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Quite.

by Ok-Comfort 1 week ago

Ouch

by PositionNearby 1 week ago

Zamn, you slayed the day away on god

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No Capitals

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I always do this to my son to drive him crazy. For example: "S'up bro? Dinner ready no cap". Now that he's shaving can I say "You look fleek for work. That uniform's bussin!"

by dericktrantow 1 week ago

Then you start twerking

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The hyperbole you've employed here is very German somehow

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I need you to delete this before I count to three.

by santa30 1 week ago

I'm proud in you!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I work in restaurants. Which has given me ample opportunity to misuse the word "bussin"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

make sure you are bussing all the tables though.

by Bitter-External-3142 1 week ago

fr fr straight bussin no cap

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not resistance. We are cringe vampires. We feast upon it

by chris59 1 week ago

100% baby. I offered to call my 7 year old "bruh" tonight because he said it's weird I call him "dude." It was funny. And no, I won't call him something he hates.

by joyce10 1 week ago

I call my 14 y.o. "Homebrew" all the time. "Dad, why?!?"

by Gibsonnikko 1 week ago

I'm hip enough to rizz up by using the slang. No cap.

by griffinraynor 1 week ago

That isn't rizzed up and you seem to be capping

by Due_Link 1 week ago

Forget all the other milestones. The day you realize this is the moment a child truly comes of age and becomes an adult. It then becomes your sacred duty to keep the old ways alive.

by christiana96 1 week ago

Can confirm. I do this all the time with my kids.

by zdeckow 1 week ago

Why haven't I hit my kids with Scooby-Doo toilet yet? Thank you.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Smh my head, you finna yeet your grades up before the skibidi rizzler gyatts you to Ohio

by Vhirthe 1 week ago

Little column A, little column B.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

See also kids deliberately using pov wrong to make it their own.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nope nope I'm well to damn old but tellng you face lot of slang today is some word or phrase but meen totally different things

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I worked at a hotel that had an annex building with the front entrance labeled as G. Everyone else called it The Annex. I called it G Unit. And I said it exactly the way you think I did.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's how I know you're the rizzler.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Based. I think? Right?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I think you've been watching too much X Files

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm a college prof. And I consistently butcher my students slang to give them a laugh. It's all on purpose.

by mcculloughflavi 1 week ago