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Toilet Seats are actually terribly and incentivise time wasting, amirite?
by No_Finger62731 week ago
Why not make them comfortable though? Even if you are only in there for 5 minutes, why would you want those 5 minutes to be uncomfortable?
by lavinia051 week ago
It only takes me 5 minutes to walk to the shop but I like to make those 5 minutes as uncomfortable as possible by ensuring I am wearing shoes 3 sizes too small and underwear back to front
by Anonymous1 week ago
I'll take the shoes. Chuckling now.
by Anonymous1 week ago
This pretty much ruined my day.
by Charming-Wrangler1 week ago
Tamiflu does that?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Where is the pun in this? It seems very straightforward and literal
by Anonymous1 week ago
Is it a pun if it's literal?
by Brief_Scratch1 week ago
I only have to eat a few times a day, I should make that uncomfortable by eating food that tastes terrible so I won't waste my time and money eating unnecessary food that is not essential to my survival
by tatum041 week ago
Good point
by New_Specialist1 week ago
My inlaws have the most uncomfortable toilet seat. It's like it cuts into your legs. For the few minutes I'm in there, I'd prefer not to feel like I'm sustaining injuries.
by Impossible-Fly-83601 week ago
Oh ow. You just reminded me of a past pain lol, now I gotta share. Mom had a toilet seat made of wood. Sat down on it and it split in half... but the 2 pieces with my weight caused the split to clamp together in a pinch on my ass(. Only toilet seat I ever busted, and pray I ever will. OW!
by Anonymous1 week ago
My grandmother's wooden toilet seat partially cracked and she wouldn't fix it because it wasn't fully broken (and she didn't have to use it). Oh my poor lil thighs.
by Karlee791 week ago
Ow! Ya mine thankfully fixed it as soon as I pointed that out. Thats gotta be against a geneva convention or something. Im sorry.
by Anonymous1 week ago
The fabric toilet seat covers are so gross to me, you can't properly and easily disinfect that like you can plastic. And you'd have to constantly wash it to make sure it's clean compared to just quickly wiping it down with Lysol. I never understood that or carpeted bathrooms. But I do agree that it's nice to be comfortable, and if you're constipated you might be in there a while...
by Anonymous1 week ago
Idk, some opinions are actually unpopular. But sometimes they are broad judgements and generalizations of their own individual personal experience.
by Anonymous1 week ago
You're totally right. I disagree with OP, which is exactly the point…
by Swimming_Book1 week ago
What? Makes total sense to me. I hate spending time on the toilet so much I installed those anti-homeless spikes on mine!
by Anonymous1 week ago
Username checks out
by Anonymous1 week ago
Lmao thank you for noticing
by Anonymous1 week ago
I had chemo ass and C Diff when I was sick last year. You have my respect for living with that.
by Cummerataevelyn1 week ago
Holy mackerel, that's no joke. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Hope you're doing better now. And honestly, I got really lucky. I spent ten days in the hospital last year, but the meds have been working wonders since. Just last month I was declared "in clinical remission, no signs of disease present." I have to take a daily pill and get infusions every six weeks, but I dodged all the surgeries that were almost needed. All-in-all, I only lost a few months of my regular life. I've got an aunt nearly on her deathbed because of Crohn's right now, and as stupid as it sounds, the worst part is knowing she's being ravaged by what totally missed me. Like her suffering indirectly lead to advances in medicine enough to make it almost a non-issue in my life. Feels bad man.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I can appreciate that. I had a very close friend who was like a mother to me who passed away from the same type of leukemia I had. I felt guilty that her kids lost their mum but I had effectively the best outcome possible. I really miss popcorn with butter. That "butter " at the theatre does not do pretty things to me.
by Cummerataevelyn1 week ago
UC is so bad. My mom will be at a restaurant sprinting to the bathroom within minutes of eating something. They really have no control!
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yeah I can't imagine that kind of pain. She's doing a lot better now that she's on on Remicade, although the process to get it was absolutely ridiculous.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Another excellent example of home sometimes when you think something might be dumb or superfluous, first consider that the something is not made with you in mind
by Anonymous1 week ago
This. All those "silly" gadgets are 95% of the time for disabled people, marketed so that enough abled people will buy it that the product can actually sell considering economies of scale
by Tamara151 week ago
Meds. I take a med that causes severe constipation but it's a bipolar med and I have to take it. Sucks big time.
by Low-Champion-98451 week ago
Out of curiosity what do you do for the extreme constipation? I'm currently pregnant AND have a cyst big enough to be a second baby. My bowels are so squished tight at the moment that not a single pellet is coming out of there without a huge dose of laxatives (and I can't take the nice ones like Miralax either because of other meds).
by Anonymous1 week ago
I feel your pain of number 2. About number 1, I'm portuguese, so I have a bidet at home. Whenever I see that it's taking too much tp, it's bidet time!
by Anonymous1 week ago
And probably don't feel like explaining it to people that they generously allow to use their toilet.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Probably with those tiny rough pieces of tissue. Dammit I need my bidet
by Anonymous1 week ago
The best reply 😂
by Anonymous1 week ago
You'll regret it when you have a throbbing hemorrhoid
by Anonymous1 week ago
Or an oozing, throbbing hemorrhoid. They happen too.
by Deltagorczany1 week ago
It IS bad for your body and is more likely to cause hemorrhoids, I recommend if you are spending long amounts of time on the toilet to get something like a stool, to elevate your legs a bit off the ground, it helps a lot for me. Signed, someone who has been to so many doctors but still alas is in the bathroom very much of my day.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Toilet time is the last bastion of American freedom.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Poop Police
by Willmsnorma1 week ago
Dookie Detective
by glendagreenfeld1 week ago
Fecal Facilitator
by PossessionLogical5561 week ago
Turd Tyrant
by glendagreenfeld1 week ago
Doo Doo Dictator
by Anonymous1 week ago
Feces Fuhrer
by Dhand1 week ago
Bowel Movement Baron
by glendagreenfeld1 week ago
Poostapo
by Anonymous1 week ago
Droppings Detractor
by Anonymous1 week ago
Asshole Accelerator
by Anonymous1 week ago
defecating detective
by SunPsychological79441 week ago
Indeed 🫡 perhaps even the defecation detective
by Anonymous1 week ago
Stool scrutinizer
by Anonymous1 week ago
I agree that I hate the "comfy" toilet seats but not for your reasons. I just hate the material and the feeling of squishing something but my bare ass
by Anonymous1 week ago
Have you tried a stool for your legs? Might help 😊excuse the pun
by Anonymous1 week ago
IT DOES HELP!!!!! Source- me, an ibs sufferer who literally cannot leave the bathroom some days.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I pooped on my own lap before realizing what you actually meant. It didn't help.
by Kind-Grab-30651 week ago
Some of us have digestive issues dude.
by maria591 week ago
Wait til you're married with kids
by ullricharyanna1 week ago
As someone with ulcerative colitis, it can be anywhere from 5 minutes to 45 minutes. Is what it is.
by MinimumCalendar59741 week ago
opens the door again after 45 minutes spent calming themselves "THAT TOILET SEAT IS A SUCKER'S PURCHASE. WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING IN THERE. LOOK I TIMED YOU. SEE A DOCTOR."
by NetMelodic1 week ago
*goes back in bathroom*
by Overall-Name50731 week ago
🤣Imagining this scene playing out is destroying me 💀
by Anonymous1 week ago
I think I would rather decompress anywhere else 😭😭 sitting on the toilet for a break at work is one thing, but in your own house??
by Mararunte1 week ago
Sometimes it's the only quiet place
by anabel171 week ago
And sitting on a regular toilet seat for that long is bad for your body and can lead to hemorrhoids or other problems so why wouldn't you make sure it was more comfortable/suited to your needs? lol.
by Anonymous1 week ago
A step stool, or something helps a lot with that. The position of the toilet seat is not ideal, I don't know why we haven't fixed that yet.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I get clots on my periods i sit on the toilet to just not have to run back after passing a lemon size clot. They also seem to just disregard ibd and ibs even existing. Even if people go to the doctor most times it doesn't help.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Must be nice to be Mr. No Diarrhea Ever
by Savings-Kangaroo1 week ago
how often do you get the squits?
by BagHaunting1 week ago
Tell me you've never been married with kids without telling me you've been married with kids.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Or they dint have ibs or Ibd. It just seems like a ignorant opinion to have that people should only take 5 minutes.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I didn't get the hype until I used a toilet with a heated seat at a Japanese restaurant. I came back to the table all giddy.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I feel like a lot of social media would collapse if all did this. I know peeps that take 20-30 mins in there. I assume it's 15 mins of pooping and 5-15 mins of mindlessly scrolling SM. I don't really disagree with you but I'm like let peeps have their time.
by ResolutionCool58161 week ago
I mean that is just barbaric. Doom scrolling is exclusive to home thrones.
by ResolutionCool58161 week ago
It's better suited for workplaces IMO
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yeah you have to be a real animal to want to spend any extra time in a public stall.
by ClassicLynx70871 week ago
I go until my leg starts falling asleep, which is usually around 15-20 mins.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Oh boy. No opinion on soft toilet seats, but people that sit on the toilet for long periods of time are inviting hemorrhoids. Which isn't the end of the world, but if you start getting them once in awhile, maybe rethink how much time you spend sitting, as well as straining. Not a doctor, just hoping to help.
by Ok_Calligrapher1 week ago
Do hemi's come from just sitting on the toilet or is it more the push/straining? How is sitting on the toilet different than sitting on a chair?
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's just from sitting. A chair supports your butthole, but a toilet seat has a hole in the middle, so gravity and the weight of your body cause your anus to bulge.
by Outside_Marsupial1 week ago
This
by Griffin811 week ago
This guy wants homeless architecture for his own toilet
by Anonymous1 week ago
Just bc I'm in there 45 minutes doesn't mean each second was necessary, many of those minutes were luxury time that I refuse to give up!
by smithamtherese1 week ago
Yeah, imagine thinking "going to the doctor" is gonna magically make you have to use the bathroom less. Lol
by Anonymous1 week ago
Ironically they could prescribe you something that makes you go even more.
by Werner891 week ago
This was definitely written by a man
by Anonymous1 week ago
Somebody has CLEARLY never had diarrhoea or food poisoning. I had food poisoning last month and sitting on the toilet for an hour just to be safe and sure that everything, lungs included, have somehow been evacuated from your asshole is the minimum requirement!
by No-Woodpecker-81691 week ago
Clearly they don't have ibs or ibd either.
by Anonymous1 week ago
My disabled ass begs strongly to disagree. And in truth OP, maybe, instead of judging someone and assuming something was a "frivolous purchase", maybe try having a bit of compassion. Your cousin, or someone who either regularly visits or lives with him, might have developed IBS or Crohn's disease recently. Or maybe he just doesn't wanna freeze his ass off every time he goes to drop a load. You don't know. If nothing else, you could remember this little gem: "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."
by Anonymous1 week ago
I'm not tryna sit my ass on a freezing toilet seat
by ivalebsack1 week ago
fuzzy/soft seats are more just gross to me because everyones putting their bare ass on it and they're way harder to clean. but also go pound sand I'll watch two full movies on the toilet if i want to
by Rmueller1 week ago
Did corporate write this?
by Krajcikbrennon1 week ago
I have a well defined childhood memory of a pleather like toilet seat that started to peel and was a nightmare to sit on, so I've always had a grudge towards any kind of toilet seat that isn't plain
by Anonymous1 week ago
corporate schill alert
by Anonymous1 week ago
Toilet seats are actually terribly…what?
by Anonymous1 week ago
10 minutes 1-2 times a day for years and years and years. sounds like a good $50 purchase to me
by Anonymous1 week ago
So should they be made of rough, splintery wood - maybe with a couple of rusty nails sticking out?
by mrunte1 week ago
Spoken like the childfree youth.
by Ok-Sheepherder-99931 week ago
Just push.... sure, until you blow an O ring.
by Visual-Specialist1 week ago
I take a while and I want to be comfortable even if i was there for 1 minute. Its hard to concentrate If I was standing up, I don't want to make everything a chore.
by Anonymous1 week ago
OP has never wasted a moment or taken a break. OP sleeps standing up and with one foot in the air ready to take a step as soon as the alarm goes off. OP is so productuve he has 4 hours at the end of a 24 hour day. OP saves so much time that he actually works backwards. One time OP was in a hurry and bumpted into himself. He had to shove himself asside and it cost him 2 seconds.
by gideon281 week ago
You police coworkers bathroom time don't you.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Hun. People aren't just sitting there contemplating using the restroom.
by Efrainkris1 week ago
This is a very naive opinion presumably from a young, fit and healthy person who has no concept of the idea that other people are different.
by Dortha141 week ago
"Nah" I say, as I kick my feet up on my squatty potty and get settled in for a nice sesh.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Your spelling and attention to detail are actually terribly
by Limp-Lobster64991 week ago
Proofread next time
by Important-Assist28131 week ago
I found the guy who's never had food poisoning or bladder issues!
by Hungry_Ad_46291 week ago
Brother, you are absolutely wrong. I work outside and during the winter months it's miserable. But when I go take my daily poop and my cold cheeks hit those warm seats the bliss is enough to convince me to finish the day.
by Anonymous1 week ago
as someone who ibs it takes me 15 mins so that would be heavenly
by powlowskialda1 week ago
Ok, then buy one made out of brambles, you win.
by Loud-Swordfish-55541 week ago
I watched some guy do that as an unamused old lady waited for the bus. OP would consider her too comfortable with the situation
by Loud-Swordfish-55541 week ago
"Doctor I have a problem with going to the bathroom" "Diarrhea? Constipation? Pain? " "No, I take too much to defecate" "... Ok... How much? An hour?" "F... Fifteen minutes" "Get out" "But some stranger on the internet said it's too much" "GET OUT"
by One_Policy1 week ago
You are a middle manager aren't you
by Anonymous1 week ago
it takes me longer than 5-10 minutes to move my bowels and seeing a doctor wouldn't help because i've seen doctors and they haven't helped. not every medical problem is one where you go and they give you a magical pill and it fixes the problem
by Laurianneaufder1 week ago
Spoken like someone who doesn't have a heated bidet. Lol
by Complex-Performer-511 week ago
OP is a waffle stomp enthusiast
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's rare that I see an actual unpopular opinion here but god damn is this a weird take.
by Anonymous1 week ago
This isn't an unpopular opinion, it's ignorant and foolish.
by Specialist_Speed30281 week ago
Same reason anyone cares about any of the opinions expressed here?
by carmellavon1 week ago
Agree on the thinking about toilet seats but Jesus dude, die you really have to be that harsh to your brother?
by NetMelodic1 week ago
There are warm toilet seats lol? Ppl will invent anything.
by Junior641 week ago
This isn't an unpopular opinion, it's just nonsensical. No one is spending 45 mins on the toilet because their toilet seat is more comfortable. People do that because they're on their phone. Why not want a better toilet seat for the 5-10 minutes you spend on the toilet daily?
by Anonymous1 week ago
My toilet seat is a bed of nails
by Anonymous1 week ago
If you are going to get an uncomfortable seat, why even get a seat in the first place? I say get something comfortable or go seatless. Indeed, there are lots of different types of seats—could be made from wood, plastic, metal—but there's only one way to not have a seat. So if the choice is seatless or seated, what do you choose?
by PumpkinMinute1 week ago
Taking my time bro. I have no need to rush and I already learned that if it's not all out I'm revisiting in 20 minutes
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's not just toilet seats. The obsession with making every aspects of our lives as comfortable as possible, is a problem.
by Grahamgregorio1 week ago
There are moments when you feel called out. It's me. right now. Good job!
by Guidocollier1 week ago
Yes because everyone has the same body
by Kuhlmanlorena1 week ago
You completely missed the point as to why guys take so long to poop.
by Opposite-Kick1 week ago
5 minute timer, then the seat starts shocking you
by Anonymous1 week ago
So, are you against toilet seats or against fancy and comfy toilet seats? Cause I can agree with the second, but I was very confused when reading your title and thinking it was the first.
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